The Dirtiest, Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Ever

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
"She choked."
How do you get a blonde s eyes to sparkle?
"Shine a light in her ear."
What s the definition of making love ?
"It s what a woman does while a man s screwing her."
How does an Englishman know that his wife is dead?
"Sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink."
What s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
"One less drunk at the funeral."
Why is a fat woman like a scooter?
"They re both fun to ride, but you wouldn t want you friends to see you on either."
A woman walked into the bank to deposit a large bag of cash.
" Did you hoard all this money yourself? asked the teller.
No, she replied. My sister whored half of it. "
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