The Department Of Lost Souls: (Eternal Yearning Division)

Gus has always been a failure. A failure with women, a failure at moving out of his mom's house, and nowadays, a failure at killing himself. He just cannot seem to get the hang of life. Or death, for that matter. But today is the day it all changes. Today is the day that a hitman named Frank Lee Normous will try to murder Gus. Today is the day that Frank Lee Normous will break his leg and demand that someone take over his contracted killings for the day. Today is the day that will turn Gus into a gun for hire... ...leading him into a dark and sordid world of Mafia dons, beat poets, circus clowns, women with unattractive body odors, and a battle for a mysterious artifact with strange and unearthly powers... A battle that will lead Gus and his friends - and his intended targets - to a place known only as the Department of Lost Souls. There will be mayhem, carnage, nudity, and even some salty language. Also, a cannoli on wheels. What WILL the Hendersons say about all this? THE DEPARTMENT OF LOST SOULS is a story-in-the-round by Rob Werner and Thomas J. Misuraca, with each author writing alternate chapters without knowing what the other would write next