Sim-U-Life

Dr. Edwin Marsh, an accomplished college professor, now can't stand his job. Each year, the students get dumber and dumber. This year, they're brain-dead morons, needing everything laymanized and spoon-fed. But as fortune would have it, he discovers a laptop that one of his pupils, Peter, left behind. On it is a strange game called SIM-U-LIFE, which shows a fully accurate digital version of the campus, including every building, every car in the parking lot, and every single person on the premises. Additionally, they all have customizable stats, causing changes in the real world...Although he can't explain how it's possible, Dr. Marsh finally has the means of turning his idiotic students into geniuses. And with Peter not coming back, he makes some improvements to everyone who annoys him.But now the CIA's involved, accusing Dr. Marsh of stealing classified technology. A cover-up ensues, transforming him and all the students into strippers. And Peter, the original laptop owner, is the only key to getting their lives back...