Big Honkers

In search of his missing long-time friend Drew, Trent almost has nothing to go on—other than he disappeared along a stretch of Interstate 65 near Tillman's Grove, Indiana. Unlike the rest of the Midwestern dilapidation, the town is a bright spot. Particularly the Big Honker's Diner. Inside, Trent finds packed tables, cheap food, and stacked waitresses in far too little clothing.It's a strange place, with a sacred energy. Coincidentally, Trent just so happens to be there as one waitress is retiring. And the diner needs a replacement...Suddenly his chest is inflating, his shirt is turning pink, his pants are all but vanishing, and his boss is yelling at him. On top of that, the woman who took his order reveals herself to be Drew. Trent's ecstatic. But first he's gotta wipe down table nine, deliver food to those rowdy college guys at table six, and manage his new chain-smoking cravings, all while wearing high heels and figuring out what the hell just happened...