Beet This

A hilarious, unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that Mental Floss calls, "e;the perfect treat for any mega fans of The Office."e; **2021 Foreword INDIES Award Finalist for Humor** Ask Yourself, "e;What Wouldn't an Idiot Make for Dinner?"e; The answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With Beet This, you can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State's culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight's perfectenschlag stamp of approval, including: - Beet Biscuits with Rabbit Gravy (a breakfast classic)- Beet and Cabbage Salad- Beet Fries- Russian Beet Soup- Whole Roasted Beets- Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets- Moist Chocolate-Beet Cake- For a B&B nightcap, Home-Distilled Beet Vodka- and so much more . . . Sharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don't. And die of hunger. Idiot. "e;For Dwight Schrute fans, this latest addition to the show's culinary library will be hard to beet."e; Robert Peterpaul, Screen Rant "e;If you don't consider yourself an idiot, you can't 'beet this' cookbook."e; Jason Fraley, WTOP News