2020 - My Year of Corona, Cheezels and Cheap Wine

What happens when a humdrum, potty mouthed, V8 Supercars fan of a mum starts writing a 2020 diary about her past and present and then all of a sudden, booooom, the COVID-19 Corona virus turns up unannounced on Australian shores? Oh there'll be tears, many eye rolls and swearing, yes lots of swearing. There will be supermarket toilet paper wrestling wars, Bin Night Dress Ups, grocery shop aisle dancing, Zoom celebrity interviews, everyone working from home wearing underwear or pyjamas and then there was, dare we mention it, home schooling. An AFL Football Grand Final taken away from Melbourne?! Who would have predicted that?! 'Secret Santas' privately paying off toy store Christmas bills! There were people who grew hair, people bought pets and some people just kept quietly observing and taking notes, just like this Aussie mother did. So, jump aboard her crazy trips down multiple memory lanes. Please ensure your hands are sanitized, we are all kept 1.5 metres apart and you have ample supplies of chilled cheap wine and Cheezels, fine Aussie delicacies for a 'Corona-coaster' journey like none other.