What They Didn't Teach You In French Class

Sipping a cafe au lait at a sidewalk bistro...Getting down at Paris's hottest club...Cheering on Les Bleus at the stadium...Drop the textbook formality and chat with the locals in France's everyday language.* What's up? Ca va?* She's totally hot. Elle est bandante.* This party is lit! Cette bringue est enflammee!* That brie smells funky. Ce brie sent putain de drole.* Wanna French kiss? On se roule une pelle?* That ref is a moron. L'arbitre est un abruti.