What NOT To Do In Outer Space

“SPACE FANS. We are T-minus 30 seconds from lift off! 
Get ready, there is so much to do in Outer Spaaaaaaaaaace!”

So begins the young narrator’s livestream of his epic trip to outer space. He is all set to entertain the fans watching back home -- if it weren’t for the pesky tour guide trying to ruin all his fun! 

Want to try floating chocolate milk into your mouth? 
NO! Too dangerous, that could short circuit the spaceship’s electronics.

Want to open the window and see what space smells like?
NO, NO! All the air will be vacuumed out of your lungs.

Want to start a snowball fight on Mars? Catch a falling diamond on Neptune? 
NO, NO, NO!
Ugh, you can’t do ANYTHING fun in space.

Along the way, questions pop up via the livestream and are answered by space experts, to cleverly integrate fascinating space facts throughout the tour of space.