The Witch's Tale

So here's the thing about witches' tales

They're like blackboards and fingernails

Scratching and screeching til your eardrums ring

But here's the extra-special thing

They're magical and mysterious and really clever

And though happy endings are hardly ever

You'll have yourself a rolicking good time

With stories that just happen to rhyme

So hold your nose and dive right in

And let the witch's tale begin

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Grim...