The Spy Who Licked Me

No doggie does it better.

The second-most valuable artifact in all of human and canine history has been pilfered-by the Chinese, no less-and 10-pound Australian Terrier Moose has been summoned to get it back. At any cost.

But this time he's not going it alone: he has sultry feline Russian Agent Viktoria Orlova at his back. And it is the Ides of March, by the way.

But M doesn't care whether he's feeling the Or-lova, she just wants results. So Moose and the wily Russian agent are strapped safely into the belly of a Boeing 737 Max, heading lickedy-split for the mysterious metropolis that's been nicknamed the Chicago of China. Wuhan.

Nothing could possibly go wrong with that.