The Quest for the Colossal Clit

Meet Pristina Nasty - a woman whose hobbies include overthinking, oversharing, and occasionally Googling things she shouldn't... all thanks to far too much idle time on her hands.

During one of her late-night scrolls, she stumbles upon Alexander Mills - a bestselling American author boasting monumentally endowed literary assets that make headlines, dominate bestseller lists, and are rumoured to be as widely celebrated as his impressively large appendage.

From there, curiosity gets finger-happy on the keyboard, and the results are as tragic as they are hysterical. What follows is The Quest for the Colossal Clit - an outrageously inappropriate journey of self-discovery, misplaced lust, and anatomically ambitious adventure.

A comedy of bad decisions, big egos, and even bigger, catastrophic... plot twists