The New Testament of Trumpianity

The GREAT News ... Read all about the new alternative-Christian beliefs revealed from the Orange Sea Scrolls of Trumpianity We have now uncovered some alternate facts to challenge the traditional teachings from the Sermon on the Mount. While many are familiar with the lessons from the Beatitudes, most have not yet been enlightened by the Trumpian wisdoms of the D-attitudes. Drawing straight from an imaginative interpretation of actions, events, and an entirely illusory Sermon from the Tower, we have all that's needed for making us Christians great again, kind of like we were in those good old days of the crusades