The Evil Booger King

This book is about a man named Eduardo whom is perplexed. He doesn't know what to do with his hobbies of boogers, and turns to his grandmother whom he calls "Omi." Having been a banker, Omi encourages Eduardo to use boogers as a product to sell so he can make money. Eduardo makes a trip to the bank. During his decision process, he also receives assistance for advice from someone he knows named Sonia. Through all his encounters, he decides to sell boogers through clothing, food, pet food, and jewelry. He ends up making a lot of money. Will he get away with his evil schemes? Or will Eduardo stop selling boogers once and for all?