The Atheist Bible

This book is not what it seems -- please read the entire description. The perfect gift For the person who has everything and believes in nothing. Our dream is to have one of these in every hotel room drawer in the world. This lovely book is a "complete guide" to the spiritual/magical beliefs of atheists. (NONE )Inside you will find 250+ BLANK PAGES... 300 seemed like too many. That's right... blank. You wanted a complete guide to the spiritual/magic beliefs of atheists -- it took exactly 0 pages. Feel free to draw on the rest. Set it on the table and enjoy the reactions of friends. Give it as a gift. The perfect stocking stuffer We hope you are already laughing. It's the perfect coffee table book, gift for that special heathen in your life or for that beloved atheist. Tell them you understand what they believe by giving them this wonderful blank book.