Talking To My Zombie

We all need someone to talk to, and who could be better than talking to your very own personal Zombie? Zombies are reportedly wise, and certainly can keep a good secret Is your Zombie quiet when it is needful, but not afraid to enter into a good encounter when that is more needful? Does your Zombie know when you just need a good hug, or when something more drastic if needed? Take time to Talk To Your Zombie and keep notes here for future reference.