Take Out Your Earrings Before You Fight (And Other Things I Learned In Public School)

Public school is a daunting, tedious, occasionally bloody experience shared by millions of students, current and former. Classroom fights, incompetent teachers, sex in bathrooms, rigid social castes - it's shocking most of us graduated able to read. "e;Take Out Your Earrings Before You Fight"e; takes a dry, witty look at all the things you learn - and everything you don't - while slogging through the K-12 system.