Take-a-Ticket: Dad Jokes

When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes. 

Jokes include: 

• What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison
• What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum
• If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB? 
• How do you organize a party in space? You planet

Perfect for:

• Father’s Day, birthday, or any dad-tastic occasion
• Class clowns and pun lovers
• Parents and grandparents who want to amuse or embarrass their offspring
• Kids who want to amuse or embarrass their parents
• Road trippers, campers, and anyone looking to pass the time with a group