Rhymes with Cupid

Goodman's Gifts & Stationery StoreFebruary 14Cashier: Elyse3 boxes of heart-shaped chocolate . . . $12.00Chocolate is the only good thing about this nauseating holiday. 4 containers of candy hearts . . . $5.00Ever since my ex cheated on me, I've sworn off love. Too bad my new neighbor Patrick didn't get the memo. 1 Valentine's Day card . . . $4.50I'm not interested. Although, he is pretty cute. And sweet. And funny. 1 singing Cupid doll (promotional item) . . . $0.00Stupid Cupid! Point your arrows at someone else. . . . Subtotal . . . $21.50It's going to be a complicated Valentine's Day.