Put the Cat In the Oven Before You Describe the Kitchen

There are hundreds of excellent books about writing, but most of them are boring, complicated, or bogged down by filler. This little book is brief and easy to understand. It won't bore you with mundane grammar rules or the crap you learn in English class, but offers concrete suggestions on how to improve your writing. From lighthearted pointers for beginners to hard-core truths about the craft, Put the Cat In the Oven is a must-have desk reference for anyone who refuses to put down the pen.