Private Eyes

Tieren and Vera Lorr, leaders of the infamous Tyrannal Legion, have only one goal in life¡ªto rule the whole freakin' universe! Or at the very least become filthy rich, whichever comes first. There are just a few things standing in their way¡ªthree amateur private eyes, an evil politician, not knowing the location of the baiz collator, and the fact that the Legion is comprised almost entirely of backstabbing morons. Fortunately for the gang, Jase Cole, Deikier Mons, and Tome LaTaye make for pretty stupid investigators. And Geale Stiers, the up-and-coming politician, is¡­well¡­a politician (i.e., permanently well dressed, but basically spineless). Only with the help of Jase's beautiful girlfriend, her flying cow-patty-shaped friend, and a pair of crazy (but well-armed) Cobus, could the private eyes ever hope to prevent what may possibly be the destruction of the entire unknown universe.