Philomena the Farting Fairy

On Ana's forth birthday she was playing in her garden when she heard a strange rustling noise in the nearby bushes, she walked over to the bush, parting the branches, and nervously peered inside.That was when she discovered a tiny fairy caught in a huge spider's web. The fairy looked up at Ana and begged"e; Please help me before the spider comes, or he will eat me for his dinner"e; Ana reached down, picked up a stick, then brushed the spider's web away from the trapped fairy.