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Why, during the fun times of our university trip, do we not play games with judgment? Why don''t we judge (Abdel-Al), who is short, to repeat: "I am not short, Qaza''a, I am tall and stupid," and (Rifai), who is skinny, to repeat: "I am as large as an elephant, and I weigh a barrel." As for (Qasim), the handsome one, we will condemn him with: "The "Allah, Ya Maimoun..and also Al-Allah, I will be grateful"? Then why in the morning are we not surprised to find (Abdel-Al) has become taller and (Rifai) has become fatter? As for (Qasim), we will find the differences between him and the monkey.