My Tired Telephone

BACK COVER BLURB: After a long day of being used as everything from a calculator to a camera, this cellphone has had it Unable to take further misuse, he decides to give his human a piece of his mind...right at bedtime.

"Every day it's thumbs, thumbs, thumbs,
Texting friends? I think that's dumb "

Finally, a book that agrees,
Kids & their cell phones are simply tiring,
Join this delightful bedtime surprise,
Of viewing the world through a tired telephone's eyes.