Love in Saudi Arabia

"...He will write his story with her in a novel. He will call it: ''I, the Novel, and She''."He will write down everything they did. in detail. He decided and finished. He will write under a pseudonym. He will send a copy of the novel to everyone who proposes to her or marries her. He will write a dedication to him: "Read to find out what kind of whore she is."But I, the author of this novel, will not allow him. I will print my novel before he finishes his. I don''t want him to compete with me."