I'm Just a Little Guy

Are you burned-out, exhausted, and tired of hustling? Do you ever want to throw your head back and scream 'But I m just a little guy!'? Meet Paul Bog the Small Frog. He s just a little guy. He likes to frolic through the meadow, collect trinkets, and sunbathe in the nude. You should be more like Paul. Within these pages, Paul Bog walks you through a day in his life and shares advice on how to navigate modern existence, including: Avoiding Burnout: 'For every hour of work I do, I spend three hours staring at a still life painting.' Finding a Therapist: 'If you ve already tried speaking directly into a wishing well to no avail, I suggest talking to a wise old owl or a professional therapist (interchangeable).' Saving Money: 'I cannot save money for the future. The future is too unknowable. I can, however, toss a little coin into a nearby wishing well and hope for the best.' Anxiety: 'My only advice for limiting anxiety is to spend fifty to ninety percent of your life supine near a large body of water.' This hilarious and charming guide to the 'little guy' lifestyle will inspire anyone who wants to slow down and muck around.