I Am Not a Trading Guru

Most trading books promise profits.This one promises something better: the truth.If you've ever:Followed a "e;guru"e; who disappeared after lossesBought a course that taught nothing newFelt confused despite doing everything "e;right"e;This book will feel uncomfortably familiar.Written in a sharp, satirical tone, I Am Not a Trading Guru exposes the strange world of modern trading education—where screenshots matter more than strategy, confidence sells better than competence, and everyone seems profitable… except you.Inside, you'll discover:✔ The different types of fake trading gurus (you've definitely seen them)✔ Why smart people still fall for bad advice✔ The hidden traps behind "e;easy money"e; strategies✔ What real trading actually looks like (no drama, no hype)✔ Simple risk management principles that most people ignoreThis is not a strategy book.This is not motivation.This is a filter—to help you think clearly before you trade.You'll laugh.You'll recognize people.And you might rethink everything you've been told about trading.