Human, I Require Bacon

The life of a house cat desperate for delicious bacon. He desires the forbidden meats that only mankind are capable of creating. Alas, he is ignored despite his pleas for attention. The struggle is real, and this description is far more dramatic than anything written within this children's book! But this is not just a book for children, it is for all lovers of bacon, cat lovers who find their behavior adorable, cat haters who can't stand their mischievous actions, and people of the internet who need their daily fill of both cats and bacon. This world contains a great many books, but this book has chosen you.