Funniest People in Families, Volume 5: 250 Anecdotes

A sample: One Sunday, Texas preacher Edwin Porter was preaching when his three-year-old grandson grew tired. The grandson stood up on the pew and said in a loud voice, "e;Granddaddy, that will be about enough."e; Mr. Porter immediately said, "e;We will close the service by singing, 'Praise God from whom all blessings flow.'"e;