Frequent Flyer Humor

Frequent flying is often dreary. Sometimes unpleasant. Sometimes in extremis. This is the antidote.

Frequent Flyer Humor and One-Upmanship is a collection of humorous or incongruous short stories and one-liners. It's to give you smiles and chuckles punctuated by an occasional knee- slapping guffaw. It starts with reservations and ends with landings. There's an occasional side trip along the way in case flying is more interesting than taking a ride on a winged bus. One-Upmanship because some of the information is somewhat sophisticated and may be unknown.

Frequent Flyer Humor was created for you by a former frequent flyer. Been there, done that, it's happened to me.

Table of Contents

Reservations

Check-in

Baggage

Boarding

Passengers

Flight Attendants

Airports

Airlines

Aircraft

Aircraft Maintenance

Lingo Decoded

Flight Training

Pilots

Pilot Quotes

Flying

Military Air

Control Tower

Landings