Don't Whiz on an Electric Fence

The author of Advice from a Country Farmer and When I Am an Old Coot drops some commonsensical knowledge on country folk everywhere. Henry Ward Beecher said "e;the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next."e; That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, an all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches! From grandpa's mouth to his ears, former judge Roy English shares what he's learned about life, success, and farm animals. - "e;Don't name a pig you plan to eat."e;- "e;Early to bed and early to rise will pretty much shut down the domino game."e;- "e;Trouble is a private thing; don't lend it, and don't borrow it."e;- "e;Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong."e;- "e;The weather can make a farmer look mighty smart, or mighty dumb."e;"e;Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce."e;