Dear Entitled Hotel Guests

Dear Entitled Hotel Guests,

Welcome to the Garden Tree Lakeside Resort. We are pleased that you chose to stay with us. The front desk station is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. We will help you navigate your way around the premises. We can make your dinner and transportation arrangements as well as inform you of all of the local sporting events and other attractions. However, we are not here to deal with your pompous attitudes, your racial undertones or unsolicited opinions. We are not babysitters, referees or robots. If you have any issues or concerns, you are welcome to speak with a supervisor...but beware of what you ask for.

Again, enjoy your stay We hope you take full advantage of all the Garden Tree has to offer.

Sincerely,

Front Desk Staff