Book of Godom & Somorrah

The oldest book from the Western Hemisphere The Book of Godom and Somorrah follows the lives of the gods and goddesses on Thorn Prick Peak as they go about in a frenzy creating time, the universe, and a nation of fleas bent on propagating a Union of Satanic Assassins. Written in cuneiform chicken scratch by scribes before their time and discovered on the thirteenth floor of an inaccessible box canyon, the text has been rendered into English by both the nomadic and sedentary scholars of The Orbitology.