Book of Eli

Abigail Canaan wants her husband to stop cheating. What's a wife to do? Go to the phone book and find a gypsy for a good old fashioned hex to make her husband Eli stop. And just like that, the hex works! But in ways only known to The Almighty. For you see, Eli dies while in the sack with one of his girlfriends. It takes a few minutes for Eli to realize that he is in Heaven and not in a dream or even the bed with his girlfriend. Once dead he meets God (who speaks to Eli in the voice of Orson Welles) and is taken on a long tour of Heaven by his guide Julius who is really Groucho Marx, who retains his cigar and wit even in the afterlife! Eli's Heaven is populated with many interesting characters. From Ayn Rand to Madalyn Murray O'Hair (the biggest Athesist of them all) and many others. Find out what God's mission is for Eli and laugh until it hurts!