Adventures of the Absent Minded Poet and His Faithful Mouse

Hi. I'm Sherman: the pet mouse of the world's most famous, absent minded poet. Yeah, I know, I'm the mouse, not the poet. The reason for my being the teller is that my master is just focused enough to write whimsical poems. Him remembering entire stories? No way. He is too absentminded to remember chapters, let alone entire tales. That being said, my master and I have had many great adventures together, which I am going to share with you. So sit back, relax, and don't drift asleep as I tell you our tales.