ABC's of Monster Eradication

Monster eradication is simple. What you will need; sharp objects, guns, explosives, heavy machinery, strong armor, drilling permit, fishing license, and this book. You, small child, have developed a need. To defend yourself from what your parents can't see. Constantly taunting all day and all night. The monsters come out to deliver their fright. But fear not small child and come down from your bed. Learn a few tricks to dismember a head. Grab your axe, your shield, a rope and your gun. Defending yourself can sometimes be fun. Not a children's book for the faint at heart, or the responsible adult.