A Charming Nightmare

What would you do if one morning you woke up and found that you were a relic; a 40,000 year old artifact. All that remained of the movers, shakers, and candlestick makers? What would be your reaction to being informed that you are quite literally older than dirt? (And yes you will have to explain what dirt actually is) Would you cry? I did, that's a lie, I still am. Would you feel ill? Or would you do as I did? Get furious and start a big ol' hissy fit sized war... "Aylin takes you on an adventure like no other with insight and reflection in the plot as all the characters come together from the present to the future." -DB "This book spoke to me in a way that no other book has before." BF "I had a blast reading this book. It is a creative, fast-paced, ceaselessly cleaver view of humanity."-ML