87 Days

If you have ever wondered what a live ostrich beak tastes like or where the best place to take part in canoeing while inebriated is, then this book is for you. If perhaps you are interested in the proper etiquette required when someone tries to suture you to a cat or how to politely tell someone that they are on fire, then this book is for you. Or if you are stuck on bed rest, bored out of your mind, and your butt has fallen asleep, then this book is definitely for you.