Wishy-Wishy-Woco-Mo-Loco: The Ink Monkey and Her Squonk

Jane Smith discovers she has the power to turn people into mythical beings, which is not as pleasant as one might think. All she has to do is give them a rhyming nickname whenever they say her real name: Ouishiouishiwocomoloceau. Despite being a bookworm, Wishy-Wishy finds herself in a remedial English class where students are encouraged to get Cs and crayons are the norm. Lewis Middle School is home to a non-sensical Jabberwock who thrives on the imagination of over-achieving children. He will not kidnap just any child to build out his dominion. He will send out one of his three mental fitness trainers to ensure his prized students make the grade.