Vicky & Lizzie's First Period

They're spiteful, scheming, shameless little LIARS
Meet Vicky & Lizzie...

... two eighth graders who'll stop at nothing to get what they want.

All they want is to be popular.

And what better way to get attention than to start a deadly rumor about one of their male teachers at Chrome Junction Academy?

Together, they conjure up the most disgusting and career-ending lie designed to ruin the poor man's life.

Gossip spreads like wildfire around this school, and these mean girls know it. But when the plan goes a little too well, the brown stuff really hits the fan-and splatters the lives and reputations of innocent teachers and students.

Vicky & Lizzie are desperate to avoid trouble, and will stop at nothing--include violence-to get away with what they've done in this outrageous all-singin', all-dancin' and hilarious dark satire your sides will never fully recover from

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Warning: This title contains themes of an adult nature and is NOT suitable for minors or those with a sensitive disposition.