Universe Has Favorites

What if the universe isn't random… just selectively helpful?If you've ever missed something by seconds, watched someone else get the last parking spot, or witnessed a man named Gary succeed with suspicious ease—this cosmic comedy book will feel uncomfortably familiar.The Universe Has Favorites (And It's Not You) is a brilliantly dry, absurdist humor fiction journey through life's most frustratingly precise inconveniences. With sharp, witty observational humor and a tone reminiscent of Douglas Adams style comedy, this book explores the subtle ways reality seems to bend—just not in your direction.Inside, you'll discover:✔ Why your timing is always almost right (and why that matters)✔ The hidden patterns behind everyday "e;bad luck"e; moments✔ A hilarious take on funny philosophy humor and life's quiet unfairness✔ How the universe might not hate you… but definitely knows GaryThis isn't just a life is unfair comedy—it's a strangely comforting, humorous self reflection book that will make you laugh, think, and side-eye every green light you didn't get.If you enjoy smart, dry humor with a cosmic twist, this book will feel like it was written specifically for you.Grab your copy—before Gary does.