Uncle Shtunklucus

A cockatiel flies in through an open window and takes a shit on on some NPR nerd's desk. A street person speaks gibberish to her pocket-sized dog. A mentally disabled man creates a pop band with his brother. A midlife crisis leads to crimes against underwear. Several drunk people attempt to tell pointless stories, all at the same time. A stray cat shows up in somebody's front yard and takes a shit. What is going on?Written by SAGAMORE, an alias of a budding author who does not want to be remembered for this pathetic attempt at a book once his "e;experimental"e; phase is over, Uncle Shtunklucus is the false novel he never wanted to write, but what the current situation is demanding and the audience is deserving. It is a "e;carrion call"e; for our times, if you will. Your life will never be the same, IF you can finish reading it.