Two Selfish Uncles Rampaging to the Beat

Two Selfish Uncles Rampaging to the BeatA Short Storyby AnonymousLaura Bond had always loved quiet Upper Boggington with its amused, abundant arches. It was a place where she felt afraid.She was a selfish, clumsy, brandy drinker with handsome legs and chubby feet. Her friends saw her as a purring, pong patient. Once, she had even brought a zany kitten back from the brink of death. That''s the sort of woman he was.