There Is No Place Like Camp

"During one particular tour . . .I was showing the camp to a lovely couple with two children. We passed the skateboard park/tennis courts/soccer area to get to the boating/fishing center. As I explained to the parents our boating program, a magnificent hawk appeared over our heads on the boating dock, and at the same time, a beautiful swan swam to almost meet us, and as we turned around two majestic deer stopped in their tracks frightened to see us . . .We waited a little bit, amazed at the natural beauty of it all; we walked up the trail and ten turkeys startled us all! Both parents quipped to me at the same time . . . can I go to camp too?"