The Two Become One

The thrilling conclusion to the Saga of Beef. Will Bottle explode into a cloud of shrapnel? Will Skip the Editor even really learn to stop caring about Bottle's confuddling approach to reality? Will GREGORY ever find a piano to keep his fidgeting fingers occupied? Will Bottle of Beef publish this book? Probably, but you should read it to find out for yourself, not just take our word for it.