The Misadventures

Out on Tex's farm lived a bunch of quirky critters

Who often told tales that would give you the jitters.

Stories of misfortune are still told to this day

Of an old man and his misadventures, everyone would say.

The work was never-ending, not filled with lucky charm.

Everyday a blessing, when no one came to harm.

So, sit back and relax and enjoy some critter charm,

For the fun was never-ending out on Tex's farm