The Lounging Lizard Poet of the Floating World

I always maintained he would amount to something. Thank goodness I never put money on it. -- Aunt Joan

Strength: Looks good in uniform. Weakness: Not inclined to study. Potential career: Flight attendent. More likely: Carrying sandwich
board outside local pizzeria. -- Year Eight School Report

Every time he posts honking geese rise into the sky. -- Asuka (#instapoetfav)

New Zealand literature has no one like him. Always surprising,
a genuine original. -- Roger Horrocks

Is this book ticking? -- Receptionist, Ministry for Culture