The Legend of Donnie Hatt

On the Las Vegas Strip, a middle-aged woman goes from person to person, looking for a clue..."Excuse me sir, have you heard of Donnie Hatt? No, why, isn't he a basketball player? No. Thanks. Miss, have you seen Donnie Hatt? No, but my sister knows that S.O.B. realtor, and it is best for him that I don't find him. Ummm, thanks. May I ask you something sir? Huh? Have you heard of Donnie Hatt? Oh yeah, wait a minute, yeah, that's the dude who did it. Have you seen him? Nope. Read about it on the web. After he saw it he told everybody at a large UFO conference. Are you looking for him? Yes, he's been missing for over a year."The Legend of Donnie Hatt: how one man walked across Area 51.