The High Kingdom Returns: A Fat Man's Holiday

Do you like heroic quests, hidden treasure, and terrified heroes? Do you like inscrutable wizards, mysterious prophecies, and senators who bite off people's heads? Do you like fried chicken, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and explosive bathroom breaks? Do you like vicious trolls, evil demons, and sympathetic goblins? Do you like juicy cheeseburgers, grilled onions, and a Catholic dwarf who fasts for Ramadan? Do you like sexy warriors, wise elf-lords, and fat Ph.D. students? Do you like action, love, death, luck, swords, motorcycles, and hemorrhoids? (Look, if you spend that long on a motorcycle, it happens.) Then you'll love The High Kingdom Returns: A Fat Man's Holiday