The Hella Goode Series

I'm retired. Done. The Airstream, the dog, a mysterious house to clear out. That's it. That's my entire plan.The midwife gossip network didn't get the memo. Tools keep arriving. A consecrated knife, a birth tub, some serious centavos. My best friend insists on a dating spreadsheet. Dee is date number one. Neighbor Paco is not about that, so now it's a man-off to be useful in ways that are equally annoying and...distracting.Every time I try to stay invisible, I'm needed, wanted, SEEN.I'm not asking for any of this. But my hands are warm, the house is conspiring, and retirement might be over. Again.