The Exceptional Escapades of Salty and Pepper Spicerack

Salty and Pepper SpiceRack live in a very mobile home (a two-story farmhouse built atop a Studebaker pickup). They have a knack for finding things people seem to need. Everything is wonderful, up until the time it isn't. A visit from a senile prophet and from a tribe of wild attorneys sends them off the beaten path, where they will encounter witches, a traveling circus freakshow, a Bigfoot biker, and worst of all... RoadPirates Perhaps their special knack can help them get out of the coming calamity?